Good morning miss can I help you son? |
Sixteen today and up for fun |
I'm a big boy now or so they say |
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way |
Box of balloons |
With the feather-light touch |
Pack of party-poppers |
That pop in the night |
A toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin |
Miss Clay on all corners |
Has just walked in |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Now I've come of age |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Welcome to the lion's den |
Temptation's on his way |
Welcome to the House of |
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss |
You misunderstood |
Sixteen big boy full pint in my manhood |
I'm up to date and the date's today |
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Now I've come of age |
Welcome to the lion's den |
Temptation's on his way |
Welcome to the House of (fun) |
I'm sorry son but we don't stock |
Party gimmicks in this shop |
Try the House of Fun |
It's quicker if you run |
This is a chemist |
Not a jokers' shop! |
Party hats simple enough clear |
Comprehende savvy understand |
Do you hear? |
A pack of party hats |
With the coloured tips |
Too late! Gorgon's heard gossip |
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay |
Many happy returns from the day |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Now I've come of age |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Welcome to the lion's den |
Temptation's on his way |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Now I've come of age |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Welcome to the lion's den |
Temptation's on his way |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
Now I've come of age |
Welcome to the House of Fun |
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