על מנת להדפיס שירים יש להתחבר או להירשם קודם
Mister Medieval - Why aren't You at School
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Why aren't you at school?
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I AM!
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Your school just called me
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They said you're not there
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That's not true
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STOP LYING BILLY!
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Mom I promise you!
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I'm at school!
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You're grounded for 6 months
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Want to keep lying?
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I didn't ditch school!
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If you don't believe me
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Come see for yourself
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Fine I will
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You're coming to my school?
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I'm driving to your school now
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You better be there Billy
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Or you're grounded FOREVER
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Ok I just called your Mom
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I pretended to be the school
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I told her you were absent
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I don't know
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If she believed me though
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She did!!
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She totally believed you!
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She is heading to the school now
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Really??
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Yes Great job babe
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It's time for
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Phase two of the plan
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Were you able to fake sick today?
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My Mom didn't suspect a thing
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She already emailed my teachers
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And left for work
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Thirty minutes ago
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Amazing
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You headed over to my house?
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Just got here
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Parked around the block
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Perfect
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Your Mom's car is still there tho
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That's okay
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She probably can't find her keys
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Once I find my keys l'm coming
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Yep I knew it
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I hid them in the fridge before
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I left for school
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Why did you hide her keys?
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Just in case
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I needed to buy us some time
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While you were driving over
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Aww babe
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That's so thoughtful of you
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We make such a good team
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Did you hide them?
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So I couldn't come to your school?
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Then why are they missing?
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I dont have your keys!
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Did you check the fridge?
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The fridge?
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Sometimes you leave them
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In there after you go
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Grocery shopping
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You're so hot when you plan
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You're like a sexy evil genius
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Babe! Focus!!!
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We can talk dirty later
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Yes sir!
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Ashley!!!
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Sorry Sorry
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Did your Mom find her keys?
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Yes
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She should be leaving soon
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Now it's time for phase three
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You're cute when you're bossy
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Ashley!!!
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Relax Billy
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I know the plan
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I wait for your Mom to leave
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Then sneak through the backdoor
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Steal your Mom's alcohol
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And then leave
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You forgot the most important part!
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Which part?
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Celebrating our anniversary?
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Getting drunk together?
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Kissing under the stars?
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THE EMPTY BOTTLES
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Oh right
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I have them right here
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Good Don't forget
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You need to pour
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My Mom's alcohol
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And then replace
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Her alcohol bottles with water
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I know Billy!!! I know!!!
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I'm just making sure
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I do have
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One question though
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Why didn't you stay home sick?
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That would have been simpler
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You think I thought of that?
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Trust me My plan is better
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Lol why??
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One My Mom knows
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When I'm faking sick
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Two If my Mom realizes
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Her alcohol is missing
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She can't blame me
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If I was at school
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Three If I stayed home sick
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My Mom would never
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Let me go out tonight
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Ok Fiiiinnneeee
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Your plan is better
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I'm at your school
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In the parking lot
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ASHLEY!!!!
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What?
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DID MY MOM LEAVE??
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Oh crap!!!!!!!!!
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I didn't notice she left
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Is she at school?
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Yes!!! She just texted me!!
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Darn What should I do?
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Go go go!
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I will try to stall her
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Running
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Just stepping out of class!
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I don't see you
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Look up to your left
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Can you see me waving?
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I can see you
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Is that a new blouse?
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It really makes you look younger
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If I didn't know any better
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I would think
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You were a student here
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Lol
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This is so odd
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You weren't lying
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You are at school
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Told ya!
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Then why did your school call me?
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I'm sure they just made a mistake
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I did get a new haircut recently
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And I have lost some weight
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Whatever
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Have a good day Billy
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I will see you at home
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Do u love me or do u love me?
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Did you get it??
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Alcohol is in the water bottles
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Water is in the alcohol bottles
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Ashley is back in the car
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WE DID IT!!!!
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Hold on
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Your Mom is calling me
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Just ignore it
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She is probably
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Calling the school back to leave
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A nasty voicemail
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Yep Not answering that lol
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Now will you answer my question?
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Lol what question?
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Do you love me?
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Or do you love me?
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I LOVE LOVE YOU!!!
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Come pick me up from school!
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On my way
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Hey Billy?
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Hey Mom!
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So I just called your school back
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To tell them they made a mistake
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But no one answered
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That's weird
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No need to worry
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I will let them know
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So I tried to leave a voicemail
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But the voicemail recording said:
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"Hi it's Ashley Leave a message"
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Oh lol that's weird
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So I texted Ashley's Mom
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And she said Ashley is home sick
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Really?
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You think she prank called you?
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Why would she do that?
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I was thinking the same thing!
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So I drove over to Ashley's house
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But no one is home
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She's probably sleeping
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You should let her rest
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Her car is gone
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And don't worry
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I already told her mother
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What????
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Oh and I'm not finished!
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When I get back home
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If any of my alcohol is missing
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YOU'RE GROUNDED
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Haha oh mother ur funny
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You and your crazy theories
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She knows I'm not home
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I'm definitely grounded
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I'm definitely grounded too
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We will see who has the last laugh
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Happy anniversary
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Happy anniversary
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